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If (095)100-52-81,(095)100-52-84 All is confidential! --------- --------------- --- ---------------------------- .. - - - -L - - - -U -N -D - ----- ---- - I- - - U- R- -- ------------------------- ------------------- Leo, 17.1.1995 -----------  . , , , : - ? - , ! - ? - , . . * * * "" , : " , ". * * * " , ". : " ?" : - - . - ? . * * * . : - ? - , . - ! * * * "" . . .  , , . , : - , , . , , , : - , ... : - , ... : - , ... : - , !   , . . , . : - ! ! ... : - ! . : - , , ? - , ? . - , ! - ? . , , : - , , . : - , - . : - ! , , . , , . -: - , , , . . - , - , - ! - , , , . - , , , . . : - ! - ! - ? ! , . : - ! , : - - ... - ... - ... - , ?! , : - --------. : - , ? - . - , . . , . - , , . - ! , , . , , , , : - , , ! . , , , , - . , , . : " , ..." () : - ? . , : - , ? - ! . . - , ... - **! - ! - **! - , , **, !!!! _ . : - , ? - . - . - . . - ! - ! - - , ? - -, , . - -, ? - - - . - -, ? - - , ? - -, ... - -, ... : - - - - - - - - - - - : - , , 5 . . , : - ? - - !!! : . : - , , ? - - , ! :- . , . : - ? - ! 8 : , . , . , . . : : , , , , , - , , ; : , , , , , , , , ; : , , , - , , , , ; : , , - , , , ; : , , , - , ; : ; ; , ; , , -. , - , . . , , - The Sex Life Of An Electron One night when his charge was high, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to help him discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatstone Bridge, around Sine Wave, and stopped in a megnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Milli Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her at minimum resistance and her field excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency. lowered her capacitance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in parallel and almost short circuited her shunt. Finally excited, Milli Amp cried, "Mho, Mho, give Mho!" With his tube at maximum and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached saturation. The excess current had made her pretty hot. Micro's capcitance was rapidly discharging and draining nearly every electron. They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet lost all its field. Milli Amp tried self-induction and almost ruined her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his transformer, so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses......... Watt A Spark! , , - . : . : - ? - , . - ? ! - , . ? . , , : - ! ! - , . - . , , , ... . : - , , ! ! , ! - , . , ... , . : - , , , , ! ! - , , , , . - ! - ?! - , , !!! , . . - , 50 ? - , . - . - ! - , , . - , . . - ! 100 , . - , . : - , ? , . - , ? - , ! - , ! - ! - ! - ! - - ?! - , ! : - ? - , , , ... - , , , , ... - , ! ... ! . . - ! ? - ! - -! . , . , . : - , ! . , : - , c ? -, . , ... . - , , c . - , - . - , c ? - ?! - . - ! - , ? . - , ! - . - , - , - , . - ? ! , , , . - , , , , , c ... - , , - , - : " ". - , . - c , . : - 4 , . , . - , - 9, . - ,- , . - ? , , - ! - ? - . . - , ! - , , , . - , ! - , ? - , , , . . : - . - , . - , . - - . : -. . . -. . , . -. . . : -. . . -. . . -. . . -. . . : -. . . -. . . () -. . . -. . . . -. . . -. . . -. . . -. . . . ; - , , , , - ? - ... , - . - -, ... ! - ?! ?! - ? - , . Computing is like sex because... : "You never know when to stop." "Many users are satisfied without documetation." "It's never finished." : "When you do it professionally it's not as much fun." "When you make a mistake you end up supporting it for years" "My wife doesn't want me to do either." "You can hear about it, you can talk about it, you can read about it, you can even watch it done by experts, but even with all the fumbling mess, it's still more satisfying to get personally involved." . : - , , ? - ..., - . - ? - ! - . ... ! : - ? - . ? - c ... - ! ?! - , - ... , . -, ? - , ?! , , , . ( 1 ), '. : : , . , . : , - ?! : . . (): ! , , -? (, ): , ...   . , , . ... ... ... . ! - ? . . . - ? . - , , !!! . : -.