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 - Sir, but the law!...
 - I fucked your law!!!
 - Sir! But our Queen!...
 - I fucked your queen!
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 - In bed!!!
 - Oh, I'm sorry, Your Majesty...

                  
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To be, or not to be, - that is the fate...
Too beer, or not too beer - question of the time...
Two bee, or not two bee - do'nt drink so much!

 - Are you Finish?
 - No, I`m British!



AUG  12  Moved  to  our  new  home  in  New Hampshire. It is so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly  wait
to see them with snow on them. I love it here.

Oct  14 New Hampshire is the most beautiful place on earth. The
leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and  orange.
Went  for  a  ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some
deer. They  are  so  graceful,  certainly  they  are  the  most
wonderful  animal  on  earth.  This must be paradise. I love it
here.

NOV  11  Deer  season  will  start soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature.  Hope  it  will  snow
soon. I love it here.

DEC  2  It  snowed  last  night.  Woke  up  to  find everything
 in white. It looks like a postcard. We  went  outside
and  cleaned  the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway.
We had a snowball fight (Iwon), and when the snow plow came  by
we  had  to  shovel  again.  What a beautiful place. I love New
Hampshire.

DEC  12  More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his
trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC  19  More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway
to get to work. I am exhausted  from  shoveling.  Fucking  snow
plow.

DEC  22  More  of  that  white  shit  fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling.  I  think  the  snow  plow
hides  around  the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the
driveway. Asshole!

DEC  25  Merry  Fucking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever
get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow plow, I
swear  I'll  kill  the  bastard.  Don't know why they don't use
more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.

DEC  27  More white shit last night. Been inside for three days
except for shoveling out the driveway everytime that snow  plow
goes  through.  Can't go anywhere because the car is stuck in a
huge pile of that white shit. The  weatherman  said  to  expect
another  10" tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow
10" is?

DEC 28 The weatherman was wrong. We got 34 more inches. At this
rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plow  got  stuck  up
the  road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow
a shovel. After I told him I had  broken  six  shovels  already
shoveling  all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my
last one over his head.

JAN  4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of  the
car  and I hit it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. All those
deer should have been killed by the hunters last November!

MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rusting out from that salt they keep putting all  over
the road!

MAY  10  Moved  to  Arizona.  I can't imagine why anyone in his
right mind would want to live in that God-Forsaken state of New
Hampshire.


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