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: -) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
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; -) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
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: -( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
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: -I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
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>: -> User just made a really devilish remark.
>; -> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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Changing the mouth:
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: -E Buck-toothed vampire.
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: -S Just made an incoherent statement.
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: -9 Licking his/her lips.
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: -1 Normal.
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: -i Semi-smiley.
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: -[ Unsmiley blockhead.
: -} Chapped lips, or bearded.
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: -k Beats me.
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: -b Stincking out tongue.
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: <) From an Ivy League school.
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|-O Yawning.
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Adding extra characters:
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