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Key, VG> "-" , VG> Any Key -. - VG> , "Any Key", VG> ... , ... VG> ... Hare Krishna, Om mane padme Hum! :) VG> , Vladimir Guzhov (JUP Nov 24 1994 15:20) VG> -!- VG> ! Origin: (2:5020/296.9)   (comte@complife.net), http://yun.complife.net http://yun.complife.net Hello All! - :" - , ..." - , , , , : - , . - (). BBS , , - , , - - . . , , . , , . , , -- , . , - - . , , , , , , , "+"- . - , 3 . , 5- . . :, , , . - , , ; , , , , - , . - . , , ; , ...   - "" -. 1993 . , , . [] ---------------------------------------------------------------- FREQ c /143 ( Astrology Club BBS) danila.arj. , Vadim Petrakov PS: : . "" - "". . , . . . - . >:-( - : "LOOSE WEIGHT NOW ? ASK ME HOW !" This is a set of some very funny jokes about the Pentium bug - hope This is a set of some very funny jokes about the Pentium bug - hope you get a chuckle from them: [one note of explanation: F. Gump is a reference to Forrest Gump, the recent movie] From the local messages board of Bell Labs Murray Hill (stolen from America On-Line): Date: 29 Nov 1994 09:15:27 -0500 Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) NNTP-Posting-Host: newsbf01.news.aol.com Q&A: THE PENTIUM FDIV BUG Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people. Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist. Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label. Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations. Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4. Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates." (Source: F. Gump of Intel) Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605. Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"? A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug 8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC--and Mathematics As Well 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful 2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws 0.9999999998 The Errata Inside D> TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM D> -+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--- D> 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug D> 8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So D> 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes D> 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside D> 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC--and Mathematics As Well D> 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really D> 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful D> 2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 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