From: "Leo V. Mironoff"
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 95 14:46:31 +0400
Subject: OurBOFH 2/5
Message-ID: <797701596@f293.n5020.z2.ftn>
Organization: - The Endless Quest -
Forwarded by Leo V. Mironoff (2:5020/293)
Area : PVT.EXLER
From : Pavel Grodek (2:5020/443.7@fidonet.org), Saturday April 08 1995 02:16
Subj : OurBOFH 2/5
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