-- , ! ( .) ... . "". " , ,- , - - ". : " ---! ---! ---!" (, " ...") ... - . . ( ). --------------------------------------------------------------- sleng2.txt [1/40, , ] - . [420- ] - 386 , 4 , 120 . - ; - ; - ; - - ; - ; - - - - - - - - 286 - UPS - tower - decktop -  [any key] - . [Can't open] (. [Invalid request]) - -- , -, . [divide overflow] - , ( ) . [PC ] - , 3,5" 5,25" (.). [system halted] - . "System halted" . "divide overflow"(.), Big Blue's IBM " ". [WISIFIG] - , .   ADN Any day now AFAIK As Far As I Know AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-...... ) AWGTHTGTTA? Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? BBS Bulletin Board System * BCNU Be Seein" You BTW By The Way CU See You CUL See You Later DIIK Damned if I know FITB Fill In The Blank.... FWIW For What It's Worth FYI For Your Information GD&R Grinning, ducking & running (usually left at the end of a digging message) GROK As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That IC I See IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IOW In Other Words JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic L8R Later LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die. LOL Laughing Out Loud NBFD No Big F***ing Deal OFTPATHIRIO Oh F.. k This Place And The Horse It Rode In On! OIC Oh, I See OTOH On The Other Hand PFM Pure F***ing Magic PITA Pain In The Arse POV Point Of View ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing RSN Real Soon Now RTFM Read The F$cking Manual SYSOP System Operator TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TPTB The Powers That Be TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTUL Talk To You Later WTF What the F*** WYSIWYG Whats you see is whats you'se gets. ************************************************************** , ! !!! () COPYRIGHT 18. 07. 1995 BY DENIS SADOSHENKO FIFTH MEASURING =============================================== . [] (. []) - . : : ZI Z Z L L ARJ ARJ I I [] (. [], []) - BBS. [] - . (* .*) [] - . [] - . [] - , . [] (. [], []) - to boot. [] - VAX. [] - . [] (. [], [], [], [ ]) - HDD. [] - . [ ] - three fingers salute, Ctrl-Alt-Del. [] - VGA. [] - ( Game Over). [] - to gate. [] (. []) - , . , , . [ ] - . , , . , . [] - , . : UUIO.EXE , , . (* " ". 15 .*). [] - GNU C. [] (down) - . (*, ..., .*) [- ] - DEC. [] - . [] - (BUG'). [] - . [] - motherboard. . [] - . [] - ( , ?). [] (. []) - DR-DOS. [] (. []) - EGA. [ ] - . [] - hardware. [] - . [] - , . [] - (.) (.). [] (. []) - file request. [ ()] - (share) ( ). [] (. [], []) - dialer. [ ] - (environment variable). [ ] - Videoton . , . ( - ). [] - (.). [] - , chip. [] - CGA. [] (. [], []) - . [] - (* .*). [] - . [] - . [] (. [], [], []) - PC. [] - to connect. [-] - Ctrl-break [] - ( `' , : ` ?'). [] - . [] (. [], [], [], []) - '@'. [ !] - . [] - 1). Moria. 2). "". (? . :-) [-] - cache memory. [] - . [] - to log in. [ ] - break watch (. ). [] - . [] - ( . "map") (* .*) [] (. [], []) - . [ ] (. []) - motherboard. [] - [] - interface. [()] - message. [] - . [] (. []) - (, ). [] - . [] - mouse (* .*). [] (. []) - . [] - MSX- . [] - . [ ] - no carrier/handshake error. [ ] (. []) - Netware ( FIDO). [-] - Norton guide. [ထ] - . [] (. []) - . [] - . [] - , , , . [] - - ... [] - . []. [] (. []) - poll. [] (. []) - . [] - to reboot. [] - [] (. []) - . [] - . [] - 1). . (*" Microsoft Windows."*) 2). ( to boot). [] (. []) - , . [] (. [], [], [], [], [] - ( ) , , `RESET'. [] - (mouse pad). [ ] - Hold -. [] - . , . [ ] - kill -BUS (Unix). [] - , . (* : " ... !"*). [] - ... (I hope You understood. . .). [] - , , . [ ] - - , - , - . ( Mach 3). [] - ROM. [ ] - core dumped. [] - () . [] - hardware Sun Microsystems Computer Corporation. [] - Sun Microsystems. [] - , . (* ... ?*) [-] - CD-ROM. [] - sysop'a. [] - to backup. [] - . [] - i80x87. [] - software. [] - . [] - . [] - (.) - - tar- (Unix). [ ] - . [] - . [] - 1). . 2). , . [] - ( ). [-] - UNIX ( -- ). [] - user. [ ] - , , . [] - . [] (. []) - ( Unix FASthalt). "!" - , , . [] (. []) - , , , (-!) - . ( ). [] (. [], [], [], [], []) - FDD. [-!] - fidonet. [] (. []) - MS Windows. [] - 1). , . 2). - (freeze). [] - hub. [-] - IBM PC/XT. [ ] - high density floppy. [] (. [], [], []) - , , ( :-). [] - OS Xenix. [ ] - Hewlett Packard. [] - 'C' ( ' '). [ ] - UUPC. [ ] - daemon (Unix). [ ] - share violation. [] - to shell. [__] - , , carrier. [] - (* !*). [] - - - FTP. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -= =- 1. Good User - Dead User ! 2. IBM - , . 3. Motorola - , . 4. BASIC - "". 5. " - , , ...." (P.S. [ptr@kiae.su]) 6. TURBO - 1). IBM PC/AT, - . 2). "". 7. WINCHESTER - , , . - "". 8. UTILITY - , . 9. MEGABYTE - . 10. LINKER - - . , , ! 11. HACKER - , . . 12. : " 'Any key'?". 13. : " - ?!". 14. - . 15. Press any key : ( - ) 16. " Reset". 17. -- , , . . ( (.)). 18. - ... - . - ! - , - ! 19. " " - . 20. if-else ""(.). ( ?) ... if (masha > 18) { taxi(gastronom); gastronom(bottle); taxi(masha); } else if (vera == home) taxi(vera); else walk(home); ...  ( ). 21. ( ) - . - - HANDBOOK' - FAIL' - - "MERA" : " - " , : " - " " " . , ( FAIL ) , : " ?" , : " , ?" : ", , " : " , " - . - SYSTEM MESSAGE: " , PASCAL'e ". - SYSTEM ERROR , : " , ?" : ", , , PASCAL'e" : " , " - , : " ?" - , : " , h - , ". : " , ? " . ( ) , : " , ?" : ", , , " : " , " - . - : "- - "   22. ! - . 23. , - . 24. , . 25. - . 26. - , . 27. , . 28. : VAXe ? (: ) 29. : .. ? (: " , : - , .") 30. : . : . : - . 31. - , , . 32. : - ? - UNIX! - -... . . 33. " - , !" 34. : " ?" : " - , ." ( , , . :-) 35. ( ) -- . . 36. , - . 37. Soft * 10E-06 = Microsoft. (: American + trend * 10E06 = American Megatrend) 38. , . 40. - , , . 41. - . 42. - EGA. (, , .. EGA - , - .) 43. C K&R - . C ANSI - . C - , K&R -. - C . - . C White Group - . - , - . 44. , , : - , , , , , . 45. : , : " ". 46. : - 1022.. 1023.. 1024. - "KB MEMORY GOOD" - . 47. : "Mighty Mouse" " - COM- , ! " " " " ... - CRT- , ." "Hot key" " ... - - . ."  : 48. : ; . King-Quest . , , , . Norton Command.com, Quick-C, ; , . 17-00, , , , " " . , , -, , . : " !" . , Ctrl-Alt-Del . 49. , , , VGA: VGA, . , . , , . . . , , . 11 . TechHelp , , - . , : "!" . , . "IBM" . 50. , - . 51. " ..." 52. " -- ." ( feature :) -- ...  . 53. . , ! - ... - - . ( , ). , . , , , ( ...) , - , , - . - , . - , , . [ , ] [] [ ] : " ..." - ... ? ... So, the programmer still alive. Now he deside to go to the black market and buy PC (He was a Soviet programmer). , , . - , - ... . . - . -, - . ... . . ? . , , , . . - ... - , , , - ... , - - , - , , - . , , - ... , - , ! - VGA , , 25 - , ... , ! ... , - - - ! ! , ... - , , , , ... , , -? - , , ? ... , ... , - , . , - ( ! , )... , , - ? ? , , - , ! , , , ... , , , - ... - ! , , . , , , ? - - !!! , , , , - , ! , . , - - . - ! . - , ... , , , ... - ! - ! - ! ... , - , ... - , - . , , - - - . , , - . - - ! , , devi ?! , $#&. - , . , , , ! ... , ... ... , , ... , / - ... , , , , - , ... , - - , . - , , ... , - , , . - . - , - : - - , , user name ? . , , , , BBS , . - , , - - ! - , , . . - . - , , , , - ! , BBS ... , , - /, ! , , , , ! BBS , - , , - , ssword' , , - , ... - - ? BBS - , , Alan BBS, , - ... - ? beer drinking ? BBS , - - ? , ? , , - , , ! - Alan , , 1205... , , Al , Alan1205 , 5021nala - ! , - 5021nala, !!! A BBS - , , - , , , - , - , , , , ... . , , - , , , - , - , , - ... , , , ... - , - , ! / ! ... (, , , - - ...) - ! ... -... , ... - , , BBS. , - - ... - - - - , / , !? - ! , , / - , , ! , , - / , , BBS ... , , , / ... BBS , , - ... , , , ! , , BBS - ! , , BBS - , , , 5021nala, - , ! , - , , ! BBS - BUZY-BUZY, , , , -, -, , , , , ! , , ! - , , ?! - BUZY-BUZY?! - ?! , /, ? - , ! BBS HANGUP' ! - ... , - ? , - , - , , ... - ? , , , netmail' /FDServer - , del' del', BBS ... del' , Xdel, , , (*.* - )! . - ... - /... , - , ! , , , - ... -, ... - , - BBS ... , ! , - , , , ! , , , ... - , ! - ! - ! , / ... ... , , - ... , , , event ... , ... , , , ( , BBS , ), ... , , , , , , , , ... ... Crash' ... - - , rash - ... , ... - , ... - ... , - - ... , , , - ? - , ... , , - ... , , , kill .