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Quake : - , -, ? ? ? ? : - 15 Reset - ! : -, . . . . . - , , . , , - , ,- , ,- ! , , : , . - - . - ! , . UPS . UPS , . , , - - - ! ! - HTML home page y . : , , , . NT , ?- . . - . , , , ! , - , . - ,. , , ? : , , , , , , . , , . , - , , , Microsoft , : "Windows - " - ! - , , - , , . 10 , , , . , . - , . D , . , , : - , . : - , , Sun' Compaq'. , . - - , : - , ! . ""- , . D, . , - , - , , , . , , , . Mortal , - . . , . , . - "". - . , Heretic . , , . : - , -, ? Windows? ? ? : - 20 Reset - ! : , , . , , - . , , - . , , , . - ! . IBM, , . , ! , "". : - , , , . , : - ? , - ! . , , : , , , , , , 33 , , , . , , "", , , , , ================================================== Perl programm From: Alexander Temerev Date: 23 Sep 99 #!/usr/local/bin/perl # The Party # () ;) # warning: DON'T TRY THIS at home! DEMO-VERSION! require "girls.pl"; require "friends.pl"; require "music.pl"; #$p - p $p=12; use ORGY; use locale; open (MIND, "<>___y") or die ('p yy...'); open (SAY,">_p") or die (', ?!'); open (EARS,"<y") or die ('y p!'); $y=new ORGY; @friendphones=$y->get('phone',@friends); @girlsphones=$y->get('phone',@girls); open (HLD, "") or die ('- p !'); @py=<HLD>; foreach $py ($py) { if ($py=~/(|||)/) {push @, $py} if ($py=~/(|p|||p||)/) {push @y,$py} } close HLD; foreach $phone (@friendphones) { call $phone; open (VOICE, "<>".$phone->$py) or die (' ! :('); $_py=$_($phone); print VOICE "y, $_py. y? ! ..."; $=<VOICE>; #y pp , ... if ($=~//i) {push @p,$_py."\s"} } PHONE: foreach $phone (@girlphones) { call $phone; open (VOICE, "<>".$phone->$py) or die (' ! :('); $_y=$_($phone); print VOICE "p, $_y. y y yp, "; print VOICE " p?"; $=<VOICE>; unless ($=~//i) { print VOICE "? ? p, "; print VOICE " , @p yy..."; $=<VOICE>; unless ($=~/(||p|yp|( )?)/i) { print VOICE "$, y - ? y "; print VOICE " p... y y!"; $=<VOICE>; unless ($=~/(||p|yp|( )?)/i) { print MIND "y ... pp..."; print VOICE "y , !"; close VOICE; next PHONE; } } } push @y,$_y; print MIND "y $_y ..."; } unless (@y) { print MIND "... y p y?"; $=1; } # while ($_!=@y+@p) { $y=<EARS>; if ($y=~/$__p/) { open (DOOR,"p") $=new VISITOR; unless ($) {die ('p yy...')} $=$->info('name'); $=$->info('sex'); if (@p=~/$/ or @y=/) { print SAY "p, $! !"; $_++; } else { print SAY "py p, y y y. H "; print SAY " ?"; } close DOOR; } } # , ! while (@) { $y=shift @; @p=split ("y!"x3,$y); $_p=$p[0]; $_y=shift @y; $_=0; @p_=(" py!", " p !", " !", " !", "!.. p, , y!", " p !!!", " p!", " !", " yy!", " y yy!", "!"); #p : p $y_ p #__ p ! $y_=<MIND>; print SAY "Hy... ".$p_[$_]; $_++; open ROT, ">_p"; print ROT $_p; print ROT $_y; close ROT; $p_++; if ($) {print SAY "pppp!"} else {print SAY "-!"} if ($y_) { print SAY " , y y !\n"; print SAY $y_; } } # ; unless ($ or $p_>=$p) { $=new MUSIC; $_y_y=$->p(' ')[int(random($))]; $->($_y_y); sort __p @y; while (not $_) { $=shift @y; print SAY "$, ?"; $=<EARS>; if ($=~/(||p|yp|)/i) { dance ($); # pp y: 774 = rwxrwxr-- if ((stat($name))[2]==774) { $y=$; kiss ("light",$y); print SAY ", p?"; $=<EARS>; if ($=~/(||p|yp|)/i) { @rooms=<_>; foreach $ (@rooms) { if (open(DOOR, $->$p)) { $->enter; close DOOR; lock DOOR; kiss ("french",$y); sex ($y); $_=1; } } } } } } sleep int(exp($p_))*3500; die "!"; Myxomop. 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The past few days according to LJ Jan 2006 http://azurelunatic.livejournal.com/4817217.html [Edited to add: The Alliance of Readers' Keyboards, Monitors, Housemates & Pets have advised that food and/or beverages be put to the side before read ing.] Malicious Security Crackers: "We used to take an account and try out about 40,000 passwords on it in about 5 seconds to see if it would unlock. LJ doesn't let us do that anymore. Damn that LJ! We'll show them! Here, have a malicious script!" Malicious script: *takes 5 most commonly used passwords, tries them on 40,000 different accounts* 4000 LJ accounts: *unlock* Malicious Security Crackers: "Score!" LJ Geeks: "O RLY." LJ: *stops allowing even remotely easy passwords* 4000 LJ users: "Hey! That was a perfectly good password! Why'd you make me change it?" LJ Support: *facepalm* LJ Geeks: *write more code* LJ Admin: "Release the code!" *pokes server* LJ Server: *falls over* "Error 500! Ow!" *can't get up* LJ Admin: *blush* LJ Addicts: "OMG ERROR 500!!" LJ Support: "We know." Bantown Crackers: "Hey, cool security flaws in Javascript, IE, and Firefox!" Security Flaws: "How are you gentlemen?!" LJ: "What happen?" Bantown Crackers: "All your base are belong to us." LJ Admin: "Subdomains for everybody! Fuck off, craxx0rbitches." Free Users: "Yaaaay!" Paid Users: "...no fair. Like we ever use voice post." Permanent Users: "STFU, n00bs." LJ Admin: "What they said. Suck it. Security reasons. Plenty of other sites out there." Early Adopters: "Where's the LOVE?" brad: "STFU, n00bs." _____xo_so_em0_x_xx_____: "MY UNDERSCORES! WTF!" LJ Support: "You got a rename token, so suck it." so__________gratuitous_x_x_x: "WTF? They got a free rename token and I didn't?" LJ Support: "It's called restrictions on what subdomains can be named. Your username still works. Deal." so__________gratuitous_x_x_x: "OMG THE HYPHENS!" note_to_cat maintainer volunteering in Suppo