to defend ourselves." He smiled, pausing before continuing. "But behold, if ye seek to destroy us more we will seek to destroy you; yea, and we will seek our land, the land of our first inheritance." "Those words were spoken by Moroni. We must gird our loins for battle against the ultimate enemy. At such times as this even women must be used in a manner unnatural to them. Do you know how much Delta-V is required to move a moon, even one as small as Deimos? Why should I believe you?" I blinked, nonplussed by the change in subject. Glancing quickly at Arlene, I saw she was controlling her reaction to the "unnatural" crack, her face impas- sive. Good girl! "We, ah, fight the same enemy," I said. "This is what you purport. You also claim to have hopped out of orbit and landed on your feet. Pray that we may prove both to our satisfaction. Until such time, we must be careful. If what you say is true, you will be able to demonstrate this to us on a mission. Only then, if you earn our trust, will you"--he pointedly stared at me, ignoring Arlene--"be allowed access to our special wisdom. The audience is over, and good luck to you." I worried that Arlene might say something stupid when I saw her mouth open and the danger sign of her eyebrows rising faster than any rocket. Hell, I was worried about myself. But we were ushered out of there without any disasters. "As far as I'm concerned," said Albert, leading us back to our room, accompanied by Jerry, "you just flunked spy school." "Huh?" "I don't imagine a spy would concoct so ridiculous a story and annoy the President so thoroughly." I said nothing; privately, I thought that was exactly what a spy might do. It worked, didn't it? We felt tension leaking from the corridor, like air escaping from the dome on Deimos. At least the President was taking some kind of chance on us. He didn't realize how big a chance he'd taken talking that way to Arlene. "We belong to the brotherhood of man," Albert said. "If you think you have problems now, just wait until people begin believing your story. Then we'll start treating you like angels!" 9 I guess they believed our story, somewhat at least. Fly and I were left alone at last when that rugged stalwart, Albert Whatever, scurried off on some er- rand. Fly gestured me close. "We really should report in," he whispered in my ear. "Report in? To whom?" A good question. If the country were as devastated as we'd been led to believe, there wasn't much of a military command structure left to report to anybody. If. . . I saw at once where Fly was coming from. "How much do we really know about these guys?" asked Fly, confirming my cognition. "Whose side are they on?" "You'd have a hard time persuading me they're demon-lovers," I said. "All right . . . maybe. They're patriots. But are they right?" Wasn't much I could say to that. Fly had a point. . . as patriotic and pro-human as these Mormons might be, they still might be wrong about the extent of the collapse. "You're saying they could be deluded by their apocalyptic religion." He raised his brows. "Mormons aren't apocalyptic, Arlene. I think you're confusing them with certain branches of Christianity. I'm only saying that they're pretty cut off from information . . . the whole govern- ment might look like it's collapsed from this view- point; but maybe if we contacted somebody some- where else, in the Pentagon or at least an actual Marine Corps base, maybe we'd get a different pic- ture." "All right. Who, then?" "Chain of command, Arlene. Who do you think we should contact?" I'm always forgetting about the omnipresent chain. Usually, all I see are enlisted guys like me, maybe one C.O.--Weems, in our case. I'm not used to thinking of the Great Chain of Being rising above my head all the way up to the C-in-C, the President of the United States. Guess that's why Fly makes the big bucks (heh) as a noncom, while I'm just a grunt. "Um, Major Boyd, I guess. Or the great-grandboss, Colonel Karapetian." "Hm . . . I'm betting this is a bit above m'lord Boyd's head. I think we should take this up with God Himself: the colonel." "I agree completely. Got the phone number?" "Yeah, well, that's the next problem. Surely in a facility this size, there has to be a radio room some- where, wouldn't you think?" We did a lot of thinking over the next hour; we also did a lot of quiet, careful questioning, staying away from those obviously "under arms," questioning the less suspicious civilians instead. But what we mostly did was a lot of walking. My dogs were barking like Dobermans long before we found anything radio- roomlike. The "compound" actually comprised a whole series of buildings, different clumps far away, and included a large portion of downtown Salt Lake City. There were other buildings and residences all around, of course; SLC is big. Well not compared to my old hometown of L.A., of course, but you get the idea. "The compound" might include two buildings and not include the building in between them; it wasn't defined geographically. However, we quickly discovered we were restricted to a small, two-block radius surrounding the Taberna- cle. An electrified fence cut that central core off from the rest of the facility (and the rest of the city); guards patrolled the fence like a military base; there were even suspicious pillboxes with tiny bits of what might have been the barrels of crew-served weapons poking out, and piles of camouflaged tarps that might conceal tanks or Bradleys. And the guards were as tight about controlling what left the core as they were about what entered. I saw a lump that looked suspiciously like an M-2/A-2 tank, state of the art; I turned to point it out to Fly, but he was busy staring at the tall office building at our backs. "What's that up top of that sky- scraper?" he asked. "Skyscraper? You've lived in too many small towns, Fly-boy." "Yeah, yeah. What's up top there? That metal thing?" "Um ... a TV aerial." "Are you sure? Look again." I stared, squinting to clear up my mild astigmatism. "Huh, I see what you mean. It could be, but I'm not sure. You think it's a radio antenna, right?" "I don't know what they're supposed to look like when they're stationary, only what they look like on the box we carry with us." "Well, you have an urgent appointment, Fly? Let's check it out." "Sure hope they have a working elevator," he said, surprising me; I thought after our experiences on Deimos, he'd never want to look at another lift again. There was an armed guard at the front entrance of the building, which was a mere fifteen stories tall. . . hardly a "skyscraper." The rear entrance was barri- caded. The guard unshipped the Sig-Cow rifle he carried. "Aren't you the two unbelievers who claim they stopped the aliens cold on Deimos?" "That's we," I said, "Unbelievers 'R' Us." Fly hushed me. He always claims I make things worse in any confrontational situation, but I just don't see it. "The President sent us on an inspection tour," said Fly with the sort of easy, confident lying I admired so much but could never pull off. "Supposed to 'famil- iarize' ourselves with your SOPs." He rolled his eyes; you could hear the quotation marks around familiar- ize. "As if we haven't had enough military procedures for a lifetime!" The guard shook his head, instantly sympathetic. "Ain't it the truth? Few weeks ago, you know what I was? I was a cook at the Elephant Grill, you know, up at Third? So what do they make me when the war breaks out? A sentry!" "You know this building well?" "Well, I should! My fiancee worked here. Before the war." "Look, can you come along with us, show us the place? I come from a small town, and we don't have buildings this size. You're not stuck as the only guard, are you?" There were no other guards in sight; I'm sure Fly noticed that as well as I. "'Fraid so, Corporal." "Fly. Fly Taggart." "I'm afraid so, Fly. I can't leave. Look, you can't get lost. It's just a big, tall square. See the Tabernacle there? Anytime you get lost, just walk to the windows and walk around until you see the Tabernacle. You can't miss it." "You sure it'll be okay?" "You can't miss it. No problemo." "Look, if I get in trouble, is there a phone I can call down here on?" "Sure, use the black phone near the elevator, the one with no buttons. Just pick it up; it'll ring here." "Thanks. This way? The elevators over here?" The helpful sentry showed us how to get to the elevators. They were actually behind some partitions; we might not have found them ... for several min- utes. We climbed aboard, and Fly said in a normal speaking voice, "Don't trust these elevators. May as well start at the top and walk down, floor by floor, familiarizing ourselves with the procedures. Then we can report back to the President and tell him where we'd do the most good." To me, he used hand signals: Start top; find radio; broadcast report. The antenna was atop the roof, of course; but that didn't mean that's where the radio room would be. We wandered around every floor, trying to look official. Early on, I found a clipboard hanging on a peg in the rooftop janitor's shed, where they kept all the window-washing stuff. Fly took the clipboard and made a point of officiously writing down reports on everybody in every office, with me trailing along behind looking like his assistant. It worked; people tensed up, stopped talking, worked diligently, and not a one confronted us to ask us who the hell we were. It helped that Fly had been inventory control officer for a few months. He stirred them up and made them sweat. Finally, twelve floors down from the top, we found the damned radio room. Two operators, both civil- ians. One had a pistol; we were unarmed, of course. Fly strode in like Gunnery Sergeant Goforth on the inspection warpath. "On your feet," he barked; the startled operators stared for a second, then leapt to their feet and stood at a bad imitation of attention. "Classified message traffic from the President," he snarled. "Take a hike." "Sir, we're not supposed to--" "Sir? Do you see these?" He angrily pointed at his stripes. "Do I look like a God-damned pansy-waist gut-sucking ass-kissing four-eyed college-boy officer to you?" "No sir! No--ah--" Fly leaned close, playing drill instructor. "Try COR-POR-AL, boy. Next time you open that hole of yours, first word out better be Corporal Taggart." "C-C-Corporal Taggart, sir! I mean, Corporal Taggart, we're not supposed to leave." "Did you hear what type of message traffic I said this was?" "Classified? Sir--Corporal!--we're fully cleared for all levels of classification." "Do I know that, boy? You got some paper you can show me?" "No, not on me." "Then take a hike, dickhead. Go back and get something from your C.O. We'll wait right here." The man dithered, looking back and forth at the door, the equipment, and his partner, a small, frail- looking man who pointedly looked away, saying No, way, bud, this is your call. "All right. You won't touch anything while I'm gone, will you?" "Scout's honor," sneered Fly. Was he ever a Boy Scout? I couldn't remember. The man slid sideways past Fly and almost backed into me. I glared daggers at him and he split. After a couple of seconds Fly turned to the mousy compan- ion. "What're you still doing here? Get after your partner!" Meekly, the man turned and darted out of the room. "Fly, what's going to happen when they get across the street and find out there's no message traffic from the President?" "Well, we'd better hurry, A.S., so we're done before they get back!" Fortunately, they'd left the equipment on, because I had no idea how to turn it on. It was some new, ultramodern civilian stuff I'd never seen before. I found a keypad next to a small LED display. At the moment, it showed the frequency for Guard channel, plus another freak above that. I tapped at the keypad; they hadn't locked it out, thank God. I typed the freak for North Marine Corps Air Base, office of the SubCincMarsCom, Colonel George Karapetian. It was no great trick remember- ing it; I was the radioman for Major Boyd when we were stationed on Deimos on TDS to the Navy. I wandered all over the band from one side to the other, looking for the carrier. Finally, I found it; it was weak and intermittent, as if the repeaters were blown and I was picking up the source itself. But I boosted the gain, and we were able to pick out the words from behind the snow. I engaged the standard CD encrypter, digitally adding the signal to a CD of random noise from background radiation; they had an identical disk at North--if we were lucky, they'd figure out that the signal was scrambled and pull their encryption on- line. "Corporal Fly Taggart, commanding officer of Fox Company, Fourth Battalion, 223rd Light Drop Divi- sion, to SubCincMarsCom, come in, Colonel Karapetian." Fly broadcast the message over and over, and I started to get nervous . . . both about the time and about the lack of response. Finally, a voice sputtered into life on the line. I recognized it; it was the colonel himself, not some enlisted puke. "Fox, connect me to Lieutenant Weems. Fourth Battalion, over." "Fourth Battalion, Weems is dead; I am in com- mand of Fox." "Who is this?" "Corporal Taggart, sir." "Corporal, give me a full report. Over." Fly gave the colonel the verbal cook's tour of everything that had happened to us in the past few weeks. When he finished, Karapetian was quiet for so long, I thought we'd lost the carrier. "I understand," he said. "Now where the hell are you? Can you get back here, like yesterday?" "We're at a resistance center in Salt Lake City," Fly said. Suddenly, I got an uneasy feeling in my stomach; should we be spilling this much intel, even to the sub- Commander in Chief of the Mars Command? "Use rail transport," ordered Karapetian. "Get your butts to Pendleton as fast as you can. We've got to talk face-to-face about this. Got that, Corporal?" "Aye, sir." "Good. Then I'll expect you tomorrow at--" With a loud thunk, the entire system died. All the dials, all the diodes, all the cool flashing lights. I looked over my shoulder; Albert towered over us, his face set in a mask of concrete. On one side stood our friendly guard from the entrance; on the other was the radio tech Fly had bullied, holding a remote- control power switch in his hands. I gasped; framed in the light, Albert looked like he had a halo. "I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me," Albert said. "Where?" I asked. "To the President. Only he can decide cases of high treason against the Army of God and Man United." 10 With a heavy heart, I brought our two mis- creant warriors to the President of the Twelve. I tried to keep angry thoughts from my mind; judgment and vengeance are the Lord's prerogatives, not ours. Besides, I genuinely liked Fly Taggart, and I even believed his wild story about fighting the alien de- mons on Phobos and Deimos. And Miss Sanders, now . . . No, that's wrong. I had no right; I didn't even know her. I brought them into the chamber of justice to find the President and his mast already seated. He wore a suit; I sighed a hearty prayer of thanksgiving to the Lord that this was to be mast, not a court-martial; the President would have worn his robe for the latter. "Sit," I commanded, putting a heavy hand on each prisoner's shoulder and pushing him into the waiting chair. "Who speaks for the outsiders?" asked Bishop Wilston. He was a stickler for legalities. "They can speak for themselves," said the Presi- dent, "this isn't a formal trial. I just want to find out what the devil happened--and to find out whether the devil himself was responsible." "Or just the imp of stupidity," I said. The President glared at me; but I learned my manners under his predecessor, who would listen to even the youngest child with a mind to speak. This new fellow was from out of state and a personal mentor of our old Presi- dent, may he rest in peace. "You're rude," said the President, "but you may be right. Corporal Taggart, as the responsible NCO, what on Earth possessed you to start broadcasting all over the globe from our radio room?" "Well, um . . ." Fly looked distinctly pink. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." "Why are you so flipping surprised?" demanded the woman. "Why shouldn't we report to our C.O.? We just got back from a mission. What the hell did you expect?" For a moment I thought the President was going to burst a blood vessel. We all turned in annoyance to Fly; couldn't he control his woman? His team member? He was not a stupid man; he spoke up quickly: "Arlene is tired, upset--you know how women get." Now it was Arlene's turn to turn angry-red, opening and closing her mouth like she wanted to say some- thing devastating but couldn't even find the words. Wisely, she pressed her lips together and said nothing. A soft answer turneth away wrath, says the proverb; or again, Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise. The President was mollified and chose to take the question seriously. "Miss Sanders--" "Private Sanders, if you will," she said, voice betraying the seething emotion within. Her red hair flamed like a burning house, setting off her green eyes. "Private Sanders, the 'why' is because the entire military structure of the erstwhile United States, from top to bottom, has been co-opted by the demons. Our former government has capitulated . . , they surren- dered, to put it bluntly, two weeks ago." "Oh, really! Maybe everybody but the Marines. Semper fidel--" "Even the Marines," said the President softly. The sudden change from loud and angry to quiet and cold lent him an air of authority, as was befitting. I must admit, the man had the mark of divine awe; the Lord definitely moved through the President, when he let Him. "Do you two know what you've done?" asked the bishop. "Even the broadcast itself might have been traced. But to actually tell the forces of darkness where we are . . . ! That passes understanding." "Look, maybe I shouldn't have done that. But they must already have known this was a pocket of resist- ance." Don't dig yourself a deeper grave, Fly, I thought urgently. Outwardly, I kept my face impassive; no need to draw the judges' attention to the attempt at blame-shifting. "But Corporal," said the President, voice at its quietest and most dangerous, "they did not know that you were here. If you still maintain that you and your--your comrade aborted the division invading through Deimos, don't you think you might have incurred a special wrath, a wrath now transferred to us? Perhaps they consider you Demonic Enemy Num- ber One. Did that cross your mind?" Fly remained silent. Good man. So did Arlene. I stared at the woman; she was not at all bad- looking, not what I would expect of a female Marine. I had never served with one in my three years of active duty service; she looked tough, but not like an Ameri- can Gladiator. In fact, the swell of her breasts and hips was quite womanly; she would be a sturdy woman, well able to bear many children and face the rigors of life under siege. I could almost see her standing in a doorway, babe in arms ... or lying bare on the bed, awaiting me-- Ow! My conscience hammered on my head. What are you DOING, you godless sinner! Here I was, in the presence of the representative of Jesus Christ Himself, and I was mentally undressing this woman! Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offense to me: for thou savorest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men. I concentrated on verses from the Bible and the Book of Mormon, mentally reciting them so quickly I lost all track of the trial and Miss Sanders. When I blinked back, Fly and Arlene looked chas- tened, humble. They clearly repented of their foolish act and had found their way back to friendship with God. Pride and Arrogance were banished--well, for the moment. The President sighed heavily. "Go and be stupid no more. And prepare for an attack, for surely one arrives within an hour or two." He nodded to the bishop, who, as General of the Armies of the Lord, had primary responsibility for readying our defenses. I already knew my station: Jerry and I manned the dike west of the city, along with two thousand other stalwarts. I had an idea. "Mr. President," I called. He turned back, pausing at the door. "Sir, I'd like to suggest that Taggart and Sanders be assigned to the defense along- side me." He stared at me, and I squirmed. "Any particular reason? They've already had their chance and botched it." "That, sir, is the reason. Let them atone for their mistake. They may have cost the lives of righteous men; let them at least stand beside those men and put their own lives on the line. Let them be at peace." I glanced at Fly and Miss Sanders, and was tremen- dously relieved to see a grateful look on their faces. I was right about them: stupid, maybe; but they had honor, and they probably felt like children whose rough play accidentally killed the pet dog. I sure would. The President was a hard man; but he was a just man--else the Lord would not have allowed him to serve as President of the Twelve; the Father has His ways of making His pleasure known. He shook his head, but said, "I think you're too forgiving a man, Albert; but you know them better than I ever could. Take them, if your C.O. approves." The bishop was smiling, though not in a friendly way. "He'll approve," he prophesied. Less than half an hour later we were at the line. I took care to see that both Fly and Miss Sanders were armed, so they would know we still extended our trust. It was part of the healing process. And the President's prophecy came true, albeit a little late: in fact, it took the forces of darkness two hours to mass and attack, not one. Squinting into the distance, I saw first a column of dust at the ragged edge of vision. We watched for several minutes before even hearing the sound; you can see a long, long way in the Utah desert, where ten miles seems like one. The dust came from a column of Bradley Fighting Vehicles, the same type in which I had trained as a gunner before going to sniper school. Thank the Lord they hadn't yet had time to scrounge any M-2 tanks! As they roared up, we surprised them: the antitank batteries opened up at two klicks. In the still air, the artillery captains had the eyes of angels; they dropped the first load of ordnance directly on the advancing line. The laser spotter-scopes helped. Once the troops knew they were not up against cowed, frightened refugees, they separated and ad- vanced while evading. I took a risk, standing atop the dike and focusing through binoculars mounted on a pole. It was the BATF in the vanguard, as usual, backed up by FBI shock troops. Reporting the battle order over my encrypted radio, I saw the gold flag of the IRS and realized we would doubtless have to face flamethrowers and chemical-biological warfare shells. The bastards. Regular Army filled in the gaps and supplied most of the grunts--cannon fodder, as we called them. They brought a contingent of brownies and bapho- mets, but no molochs, praise God. Probably didn't have any nearby. But I'd bet my last bullet there'd be molochs and shelobs aplenty before the week was out. There were a few of the unclean undead, but most of the soldiers, horribly enough, appeared to be living allies of the demons. I hoped to spare Fly that knowledge, that our own species would willingly cooperate in the subjugation of men to demons from another star; but maybe it was better he find out now. I guess he realized how wrong he was . . . but it was a horrible way to find out. Contact was established a quarter hour later, on the north side of Salt Lake City. Within a few minutes battle was joined in my quadrant as well. Fly and Arlene acquitted themselves admirably; they were no cowards! I especially enjoyed watching the girl in combat, too busy and scared even to worry whether my interest was righteous or sinful. She loped forward to the out perimeter and spotted for the mortars; my heart was in my throat--if they spotted her, that beautiful body would be blown to tiny pieces in seconds. Bombs and shells exploded left and right, but our positions were secure; except for the occasional lucky shot, the evil ones hit only stragglers. But I was very glad for my earplugs; Fly had refused a pair, but Arlene took them. We threw back the initial blitzkrieg; the demons simply weren't prepared for that savage a level of resistance. They'd probably never encountered it be- fore. Like the heroic Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto, who stood up to the Nazi butchers, without despair, we forced the bastards back and back, until at last they withdrew and formed a circle around our force, three klicks back--out of range, they thought. After two more hours passed without movement, Arlene and Fly took a chance and returned to me. They looked shaken. I wanted to put my arm around Corporal Taggart, cheer him up; how could he have known? But the gesture would not have been appreciated. He stepped across the dead bodies of righteous men to come to me; he knew what he had done, and the last soul to forgive him would be himself. He would probably carry guilt to his grave, unless he found a minister to unburden himself. I had the vague thought that he was a Catholic. I would never condone such a perversion of the teach- ings of Christ--in normal times; but in this world, even to call oneself a Christian is a courageous step. I hoped he would find a priest and confess; otherwise, he might never give himself absolution. "We seemed to have scored a temporary stale- mate," he said, sounding defeated. "We kicked ass!" argued Arlene. "You're both right," I said, ever the diplomat. "But how long can we hold out?" asked Fly. "A few days? A week? Two weeks? Eventually they'll get reinforcements and overrun us." He didn't add and all because of me, but I could tell he thought it. "Eventually," I agreed. "In about five or six years." "Years? What the hell do you mean?" I winked. "We've been preparing for this sort of war for a long time, my friend ... we just never realized we'd be fighting literal demons!" "Jesus . . . who were you expecting to fight?" The blasphemy angered me, but I let it slide. He was an unbeliever and might not even realize what he'd said. "Exactly who we are fighting; the forces of Mammon. We'd hoped to avert the crisis by engaging in the world, steering it toward the righteousness of the Constitution ordained by God Himself in 1787. We sent our members out into the world, joined the Army, the FBI, the Washington power structure. We increased our numbers within the IRS and even within NASA. But in the end, all that effort bought us only advance warning and some spies and saboteurs within the enemy ranks." Fly shook his head, dazed. He said nothing. "Now we are the last stronghold in the continental United States. There is but one major enclave left on the planet for humans and the godly; there centers the Resistance." "Where?" I chuckled. "Even if I knew, Fly, I wouldn't tell you. Your interest rate on keeping secrets isn't very high right now." He smiled sardonically. "I guess I wouldn't tell you either, if you'd just done what we did. What / did." "We," corrected Arlene. "You were right the first time. I stood right beside you and helped you report to Karapetian." He shrugged, neither confirming nor denying. "Are there plans to get to the Resistance?" "If there are, we haven't executed them yet. We can send brief messages--too quick to triangulate or decrypt. But we can't send people." "Why not?" "There is some sort of energy barrier that prevents us from leaving the continent . . . and at times, even from leaving an urban center. Los Angeles has one; you cannot fly from L.A. to anywhere else unless the demons drop the wall--which they do only for their own, of course." "But if you go around the barrier?" "We've tried; we can't find an edge. It seems to be everywhere. What we need to do is find the source or the control center and shut it off. At least long enough to get our people out, join up with the Resistance. Otherwise, eventually, we will fall; we have years worth of food and medicine, but not decades worth. And after a while they will mass enough troops against us to overrun us in any case. "Worst-case scenario, you two, we lose this city after a four-month siege. That's if they throw every- thing in the world at us." "Are you kidding?" demanded an incredulous Arlene. "What about missiles? Nuclear bombs dropped from airplanes?" "Our agents were heavily involved in the Strategic Defense Initiative . . . remember?" I winked. "And we have anti-air defenses too. We're not worried about nukes; we're more worried about tanks and undead soldiers. None of our defenses were erected with molochs in mind." "Molochs?" "What you called steam-demons, I believe." Suddenly, the radio phone buzzed. The radioman answered, listened for a moment, saying a string of "yessirs." He turned to me. "Albert, the President wants to see your charges." "Now?" "Tonight. The captain says he has a mission for them . . . something to prove themselves after their incompetence ... no offense, guys; I'm just quoting." "None taken," said Arlene, highly offended. My eyes began to dwell longingly on her curves and swells again, and I brutally forced my gaze to the dead and wounded littering the battlefield . . . even their dead. The corpsmen were already busy, collecting the casu- alties for transportation to hospital. "Got a time?" I asked. "Eighteen hundred," said the radioman. I didn't know his name, even though he knew mine; it made me uncomfortable. I nodded. "Okay, you heard the man. Fly, Arlene, start polishing your brass. We've got three hours before your mission briefing. And guys?" They waited expectantly. "Try not to hose it up. This time." Arlene Sanders flipped me the finger; but Fly just looked down at his boots, brushing the mud off with his hands. 11 Arlene, Albert, and I sat in our little room like old friends. "Albert, you were right," I said. "We should have asked you before charging off to report to Karapetian." "The fact that you had to sneak around and concoct an absurd fairy tale should have told you something," he said, smiling faintly. I caught Arlene looking at him with an interest I hadn't seen in her eyes since she first began getting close to old Dodd. Could she . . . ? Nah; that was a silly thought. Not with how she felt about religion in general--and Mormons in particu- lar. Not after her brother. She spoke, her voice tight and controlled. "Albert, can you tell us what on Earth happened? I mean here on Earth." "Gladly," said Albert. Evidently, even with only half an invasion force, the urban areas of Earth had fallen quickly. Albert suspected that high-ranking U.S. government officials and their counterparts in other governments, the federal and state agencies and even the services themselves--the U.S. Marine Corps!--actually col- laborated with the aliens. I guess there wasn't much argument I could make . . . not after seeing living human beings on the march against us in the siege. If I cared to climb up to the roof, I could see them still. I didn't care to. The monsters promised a peaceful occupation and promised each collaborator that his own government would be given the top command slot. A tried and true approach, with plenty of terrestrial examples: it worked for Hitler and Stalin; now it worked for a bunch of plug-uglies from beyond the planets. Naturally, the aliens screwed the traitors, killing hundreds of millions . . . utterly destroying Washing- ton, D.C., and demolishing much of New York, Paris, Moscow, and Beijing. The Mormons knew the invad- ers were really serious when all the stock exchanges were wiped out in two hours. "They control all the big cities now," Albert re- ported. "So at least some things will feel the same," said Arlene. Our newfound friend laughed uproariously. He was taking to Arlene's morbid brand of humor. "What's the Resistance like?" she asked, hanging on his every word. I started to resent her interest. Maybe I was only her "big brother," but shouldn't that count for something? Albert turned up his hands. "How should I know? We know only that they exist, and they have a lot of science types, teenies. They're working on stuff all the time . . . but so far, they haven't been able to shut off the energy wall from outside--and the only way to get to it from the inside is to mount an assault ... or infiltrate." "Maybe that's what the President wants us to do," I speculated; I don't think Albert had any more idea than I, though. Jerry joined us again; now he too was in a dark suit, though still heavily armed with a Browning Automat- ic Rifle. It reminded me of a "Family" war between Mafia soldiers I began to feel distinctly underdressed. "What about the countryside?" I asked. Albert nodded and answered: "That's the local resistance, such as it is. At least we are not alone. For a little longer, at least." Jerry volunteered a comment: "They seem more interested in taking slaves from the rural areas than conquering the territory." Albert concurred: "It gives us a fighting chance, they being so slow expanding their pale." "What is this 'special wisdom' the President offered to share before the attack?" I asked. "Can you give us a hint?" Albert and Jerry exchanged the look of comrades in arms. "Don't worry about it," said Albert. "He's less worried about what you know than what you see." Albert insisted that Arlene and I rest and bathe. The only choice offered was a cold shower, but that was fine with us. We found clean clothes. Then we got the "fifty-cent-tour" from Albert, the tour that wouldn't get him in trouble. Albert took us down to the hidden catacombs they'd constructed beneath the Tabernacle complex. The trip began with an elevator ride. The metal was shiny and new. Everything was air-conditioned. The doors slid open to reveal something out of the latest James Bond movie. But somehow I was not surprised at the vast complex they had constructed. We walked under a gigantic V arch to bear witness to dozens of miles of secret shelters. We were not taken behind the locked doors to see the contents, but Albert told us they had millions of rounds of ammunition, stores, heavy military equipment, a whole factory, and more. It was survivalist heaven. "I wonder what kind of heavy equipment?" Arlene whispered in my ear. "Tanks and Humvees," I whispered back. "The rest when he trusts us." "I'm sure he'll trust us plenty after we've died for the cause," she concluded. "Can't hardly blame him." I could kick myself for such self-pity, but I couldn't get my stupidity out of my mind. We took a turn in the passageway and reached another elevator marked for five more levels down. "Jesus!" said Arlene, followed by: "Sorry, Albert." He only shook his head. Even Albert was probably cutting her some slack for being female. Arlene could always sense a patronizing attitude, but she had too much class to throw it back at someone working so hard to play fair with her. "Why would you have all this?" she asked. He didn't hesitate in answering, "To equalize our relations with the IRS." "Man, all I had was Melrose Larry Green, CPA," marveled Arlene. "I'll let both of you in on something," he said, "because it hardly matters today. All you saw today were ground troops; but did you know the IRS had its own 'Delta Force,' the Special Revenue Collection Division?" We shook our heads, but once again I wasn't really surprised. "In case of another Whiskey Rebellion?" I guessed. "An interesting way of putting it," he said, and continued: "They had an infantry division, two ar- mored cav regiments, a hidden fast-attack submarine, a heavy bomber wing, and from what I hear, a carrier battle group." Somebody whistled. It was Yours Truly. If the Mormons knew about that, could they have wound up with some of it? This was an obvious thought, and would make full use of an installation this size; but I wasn't going to ask. Arlene and I were lucky to be learning this much. "How'd they finance it?" I asked. "The IRS can finance anything?" suggested Arlene, as if a student in school. "Well, even they had to cover their tracks," said Albert. "Jerry thinks they hid the military buildup inside the fictitious budget deficit. Unfortunately, the Special Revenue Collection Division was seized by the demons." "Aliens," Arlene corrected, almost unconsciously. "Whatever." This seemed a good moment to clear up the nomen- clature: "Actually, Albert, we named the different kinds of aliens to keep them separate. We call the dumb pink ones the demons." "How did the aliens get their claws on all that IRS equipment?" Arlene asked. "Hm. Because Internal Revenue was the very first group to sell out Earth," he answered. This was definitely not a day of surprises. "Do we get to ride on the other elevator?" I asked. "Later," he said. "And I'm sorry I can't show you behind the doors." "No, you've been great, Albert," said Arlene. I could tell she was impressed for real, no joke. This was rare. "Why don't you tell us about your checkered military past?" "That's next on the agenda," he said, "and the President will want to brief you on the mission, if he's picked it yet." We took the elevator back up to face the boss. I promised myself that no matter how much I wanted to do it, I wouldn't say, "Howdy, pardner." Three more bodyguards surrounded the President. These guys didn't seem friendly like Albert or Jerry. He led us to the auxiliary command center (I sup- posed the real command center was at the bottom level of the complex), where we learned that the nearest nerve center of the alien invasion was Los Angeles. The monsters had set up their ultra- advanced computer services and war technology cen- ter near the HOLLYWOOD sign. I didn't want to ask who sold out humanity there. I was afraid to find out. The President didn't waste time coming to the point: "Two highly trained Marines who fought the enemy to a standstill in space, then floated down out of orbit, would be better qualified to lead a certain mission we have in mind than our own people. This is assuming that we haven't been subject to a certain degree of exaggeration. A man and a woman alone could only be expected to do so much against hun- dreds of the enemy." Arlene was behaving herself, but it dawned on me that I hadn't made any promises to keep my mouth shut. This wasn't about religion. This was about doubting our word after we'd swum through a world of hurt to get this far. I reminded myself that we needed this man; I reminded myself we'd already hosed the job . . . but stupidity had nothing to do with dishonor! "If the two of you could get to Los Angeles," the leader continued, "and make it into the computer system, download full specs on their most basic technology, and get it back to the United States War Technology Center, it would aid our defense immeas- urably." "What's that?" I asked. "The War Tech Center was created a few weeks ago, hidden--west of here. You'll be told where when the need arises. When you get the download." I thought for a moment. It couldn't be as far as Japan or China; Beijing and Tokyo were both de- stroyed. He must mean Hawaii. I couldn't resist being a smart-ass; the President brought that out in people. "It's either Wheeler AFB, Kaneohe Bay Marine Corps Air Station, or Barber's Point Naval Air Station, all on Oahu," I declared. "Do I win anything?" "I love Hawaii!" said Arlene. "Great weather. Hardly any humidity." "But those prices," I answered. It was a trivial little protest against the man's pomposity and skepticism, but it made us feel a whole lot better. "Please," said the President, his face turning posi- tively florid. "As I was saying, if you can penetrate the enemy stronghold and bring the specs to the U.S. technology center, there are scientists there who can do something with it. We have refugees from ARPA, the Lockheed 'skunk works,'