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Date: 3 Oct 1996
From: bwm@MVC.net (Vladimir Barmin)
Newsgroups: relcom.fido.ru.unix
WWW: http://www.mvc.net/~bwm/


Const M. Tereshenko wrote to relcom.fido.ru.unix:
> Ivan Kalugin  wrote:
> > Voznikla problema pri vybore versii Unix na PC (486/8Mb(nu budet 16)/1Gig).
> > Imeyutsya na rukah Linux i SCO, i FreeBSD tozhe poyavitsya....
> > Net li u kogo fajlov s opisaniem ustanovki kazhdoj iz perechislennyh versij,
> > ili hotya by kratko opishite osnovnye etapy instalyacii.
> > Zaranee blagodaren za lyubye rekomendacii i sovety.


Process ustanovki dlya SCO kratko mozhno opisat' primerno tak:

     Pishesh'  pis'mo, otpravlyaesh'. ZHdesh' otveta.. ZHdesh' otveta..
ZHdesh'  otveta..  nadoedaet.  Zvonish'  priyatelyu   chtoby   poslal
pis'mo..  ZHdesh'  pis'ma..  ZHdesh'  pis'ma.. ... vyyasnyaesh' chto ne
rabotaet uuxqt.  Zvonish' priyatelyu, beresh'  disketu,  presh'sya  k
priyatelyu zajdya po doroge v magazin i kupiv:

     1. Piva - 1 yashchik
     2. Kolbasy - 2 kilogramma
     3. Sigaret "camel" - odin blok

     Prihodish'  k  priyatelyu,  perepisyvaesh' taylor uucp, bezhish'
domoj, chitaesh' disketu, ishchesh'  gzip...  ne  nahodish'.   Zvonish'
priyatelyu,  beresh' disketu, presh'sya k priyatelyu zajdya po doroge v
magazin i kupiv:

     1. Piva - 1 yashchik
     2. Kolbasy - 2 kilogramma
     3. Sigaret "camel" - odin blok

     Prihodish'  k  priyatelyu,  perepisyvaesh'  sorcy gzip, bezhish'
domoj, chitaesh' disketu, ishchesh' C-kompilyator... ne nahodish'.  Uzhe
ne  zvonish' priyatelyu, prosto beresh' disketu, presh'sya k priyatelyu
zajdya po doroge v magazin i kupiv:

     1. Piva - 1 yashchik
     2. Kolbasy - 2 kilogramma
     3. Sigaret "camel" - odin blok

     Prihodish'  k  priyatelyu, vnimatel'no slushaesh' ego, idesh' na
[censored].   Po   vozvrashchenii   ottuda   stavish'   kompilyator,
kompilish'  gzip..  Rugaetsya..   Ishchesh'  gcc, nahodish', kompilish'
gcc, kompilish' gzip,  raspakovyvaesh'  arhiv,  kompilish'  tuucp.
URA!  Teper'  vse  rabotaet!  Pishesh'  pis'mo,  poluchaesh' otvet,
pytaesh'sya prochitat'.. Vyyasnyaesh' chto vos'moj bit porezan, pishesh'
vopros,  poluchaesh'  otvet,  idesh' na [censored].  Vozvrashchaesh'sya
ottuda s  sendmail,  snosish'  mmdf,  stavish'  sendmejl,  pishesh'
vopros..  zhdesh'  otveta..  zhdesh' otveta.. Materish'sya. Zamechaesh'
chto  pishesh'  s  krivogo  adresa.  Ishchesh'  libresolv,  kompilish',
zamenyaesh'.
     Pishesh'  pis'mo,  zhdesh'  otveta.. zhdesh' otveta.. pribivaesh'
zavisshij sendmejl. Materish'sya. Pishesh'  pis'mo,  zhdesh'  otveta..
Poluchaesh'!   Zapuskaesh'  slip,  lozhish'sya  spat'.  Prosypaesh'sya,
materish'sya, ubivaesh' zalipshij  slattach,  perezapuskaesh'  slip,
ping ne idet.
     Materish'sya,   rebutaesh'sya,   Zapuskaesh'   slip.   Vtykaesh'
ezernetovskuyu kartu. Nastraivaesh' routing. Materish'sya.  Snosish'
routed,  vykachivaesh'  gated,  kompilish'.  Ne kompilitsya. Pishesh'
pis'mo.. [nu pro pis'mo vse uzhe ponyali]. Poluchaesh'  skompilenyj
gated.  Zapuskaesh'. Vyyasnyaesh' chto v nem tol'ko RIP, a tebe nado
OSPF. Materish'sya. Nahodish' konfig dlya gated'a, dobavlyaesh' ospf,
kompishish', zapuskaesh'..
     Posle   odinnadcatogo  zavisaniya  materish'sya,  ishchesh'  EBF,
materish'sya, materish'sya, materish'sya.. nahodish' EBF, kommentarish'
zapusk   gated'a.    Materish'sya,  pishesh'  skript  na  ustanovku
staticheskogo routinga.  Materish'sya. Pripaivaesh' k knopke  reset
signal DCD ot modema.
     Posle  pyatnadcatogo  otryvaniya  provoda  zlobnoj uborshchicej
umolyaesh' provajdera perevesti tebya na  ppp.  Provajder  dobryj,
posylaet   na   [censored]   tol'ko   pervye   82  raza,  potom
soglashaetsya.
     Podklyuchaesh' pol'zovatelya. Pytaesh'sya zastavit' rabotat' di­
alup  liniyu  v  8bit  mode.  Materish'sya.  Vykachivaesh'   mgetty.
Kompilish'.   Zapuskaesh'  yuzera.  Ishchesh'  podhodyashchij terminal. Ne
nahodish'.
     Idesh'  k  priyatelyu,  idesh'  na [censored], vozvrashchaesh'sya s
termkapom.  Pytaesh'sya zapustit' yuzera. Obnaruzhivaesh' chto on uzhe
sidit u tebya kak root. Materish'sya, kachaesh' patch, zatykaesh' dyru
v login.
     Zapuskash' yuzera. Otdyhaesh' i tashchish'sya.. Zamechaesh' chto yuzer
sidit ochen' dolgo. Materish'sya.  Pribivaesh'  zavisshij  port.  Ne
pribivaetsya.
     Materish'sya.  Ishchesh'  SAS,  kompilish',  stavish'.  Zapuskaesh'
yuzera.  Vynosish' rlogind. Stavish' patchenyj.  Vynosish'  telnetd.
Ne  nahodish'  patchenogo.  Vytaskivaesh'  s  distributiva staryj.
Materish'sya. Ishchesh' tcp wrapper.  Nahodish'.  Kompilish'.  Stavish'.
Materish'sya. Zatykaesh' dyru v mountd. Materish'sya. Zatykaesh' dyru
v nfsiod... Materish'sya..

[...]

     ..stavish'  INN. Ne kompilitsya. Tashchish' patchi. Ishchesh' utilitu
patch.. nahodish'.  Ne  nakladyvayutsya.  Vytaskivaesh'  predydushchuyu
versiyu  INN.  Patchish'.   Stavish'.  Kachaesh'  nyu'sa... tashchish'sya..
materish'sya  po  prichine  okonchaniya  inodes  v  /var/spool/news.
Raskidyvaesh'  n'yusovuyu  sistemu po kuche razdelov. Tyanesh' n'yusa.
CHitaesh'.. Vidish' vopros: "a chem  ploh  SCO,  chto  ego  vse  tak
rugayut". I teper', ty s polnoj otkrovennost'yu i uverennym tonom
otvechaesh':


> Fajla net, a obshchie vpechatleniya takie:
>       Dlya SCO nichego ne nuzhno, vstavlyaesh' CD, boot diskettu, potom root
> diskettu i otvechaya na voprosy ustanavlivaesh' vse mahom. I vse rabotaet.


     Tebya  sogrevaet  mysl' chto ty ne odin v etom brennom mire.
Tebe priyatno, horosho i  teplo..  No  fajla  dejstvitel'no  net.
Mozhet  sozdash'  ego  i  zapishesh'  v nego to, chto ya napisal chut'
vyshe? Nu hotya by v kachestve kraaaaten'kogo opisaniya. Nu hotya by
v kachestve vstupleniya?  Vdrug kto eshche sprosit? :)

P.S. Kstati, u tebya domennaya chast' v Message-Id krivo generitsya.

[stupid-must-die team],
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bwm

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