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  • Keith A.Crutcher.
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  • Keith A.Crutcher. How To Succeed In Science
  • 1. Relax! We're Only between Paradigm Shifts Anyhow
  • 2. Become Famous
  • 3. Publish Often (Preferably Abstracts)
  • 4. Publish Only What Cannot Be Refuted (at Least in Your Lifetime)
  • 5. Present Your Work at Every Opportunity
  • 6. , Submit a Grant Proposal Only on Work You Have Already Done
  • 7. Don't Waste Your Time Teaching
  • 8. Go Commercial
  • Summary

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    Last-modified: Tue, 01 Jun 1999 04:43:01 GMT