Mikhail Evstafiev. Two Steps From Heaven --------------------------------------------------------------- © Copyright Mikhail Evstafiev © Translated by Mikhail Evstafiev and Alyona Kozhevnikova Email: photoobraz@hotmail.com WWW: http://artofwar.ru/e/ewstafxew_mihail_aleksandrowich/ ¡ http://artofwar.ru/e/ewstafxew_mihail_aleksandrowich/ Date: 22 Feb 2002 Author's guestbook ¡ http://artofwar.ru/comment/e/ewstafxew_mihail_aleksandrowich/ensglishtraslation --------------------------------------------------------------- About the author Mikhail Evstafiev graduated from the Moscow State University in 1985 with a Master's degree in International Journalism, worked for two years as a reporter for a news agency before volunteering to serve in Afghanistan. During his two-year tour of duty in Afghanistan=he took part in combat operations, worked as editor of a joint Soviet-Afghan radio station and wrote for various Soviet magazines. He=spent as much time amongst the 'grunts' of war, out in the firing line, as with the generals. Besides Afghanistan, he worked in different war zones including Bosnia, Tajikistan, Nagorny-Karabakh, Georgia, Trans-Dniestria and Chechnya, covered the break-up of he Soviet Union and two coup attempts in Moscow. His work has been published in several books. x x x Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefor the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. Ecclesiastes, 8:11 For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good or it be evil. Ecclesiastes, 12:14 Head muffled in a blanket, Sayeed Mohammed shivered in the snow, touched his frostbitten feet with frozen fingers and whined like a forlorn pup. It had been several days since he left the bomb-devastated village. It was amazing that he was still alive, that he had not frozen to death during the past night, which had been a particularly cold one. It must be the will of Allah! His cracked lips whispered: "In the name of Allah the merciful and charitable. The "Lion of Panjsher", the wise Ahmad Shah Massoud has been right, you should never believe the shuravi. The Russians had promised to leave Afghanistan for good. Ahmad Shah opened the road to the north, go ahead, "buru bahai!" Go back to where you came from! The mujaheddin won't fire a single shot! Not touch a single infidel. Then why had the Russians proceeded to bomb and shell poor Afghanistan after that? Why had they killed so many people for nothing? Sayeed had been caught by the air strike, too, he had not stayed with his unit but headed for his native village to visit his family. Finally he saw two kerosene lamps. Two specks of light. The one to the left shone through the window of their house. The other one was their neighbor's. Other families did not waste money on kerosene. He had lain unconscious the whole night. And just as well that he did not regain his senses earlier. If he had, he would have heard the cries and moans under the ruined houses, including the voice of his youngest sister, crushed by clay and rocks. When he came to, a noise like a roaring mountain torrent filled his ears and its icy water crackled and rang, drowning out weak, dying human voices. Semi-conscious and slightly disoriented, he remained alone with the mountains and clouds that flowed across the sky like that phantom river, not knowing what had happened to the village. By evening, the moans ceased. There was no need to bury anyone. The Russians had buried them all. Alive. Unsteady on his legs, Sayeed wandered around the village which had been transformed into a large graveyard, hoping at first to find at least someone alive, to dig them out, save them. Useless. He recalled whose house had stood where, then sat for a long time by the spot where his family had lived, crying beside the smoldering timbers, which looked like small islands in the surrounding snow. There was no sense in staying in the ruined village any longer. Sayeed picked up a frozen flatcake, bit off a piece leaving the rest for later, and hobbled down the beaten path, which led to the road. He turned around and looked. The first time he had left here, people had stood outside houses which were built in ascending tiers on the mountain slope, children were on the flat roofs, all of them watching him, seeing him off to war. Nobody would come looking for him. Nobody would even remember him. In any case, who would believe that anybody could have survived such a terrible scourging? Even the mountains and cliffs of Afghanistan cannot always withstand such onslaught but crumble, fall, and shudder from the bombs raining from the skies! What chance for mere mortals? And who would think that the air strike would catch Sayeed Mohammed on the approach to the village, that the shockwave would hurl the youth back some twenty meters and that he would fall into a deep snowdrift, missing the sharp rocks? The Kalashnikov and a full magazine were undamaged, Allah be praised. But Sayeed did not dare to shoot himself. He hoped for a miracle. He hoped to encounter some mujaheddin, get to a village or, should the worst come to the worst, find some shuravi and attack them in order to avenge his family. But where were they now, those Russians? His feet would not obey him, Sayeed fell many times, crawled in the snow. He would freeze to death in the mountains and his clan would come to an end, unavenged. What a stupid death. Why had he not fallen in the last battle, why had he not gone straight to Paradise? Sayeed Mohammed is an upstanding Muslim, he obeys the Koran, he prays five times a day, he fights against the infidels, he knows that a mujahideen has nothing to fear, that the holy war - jihad - is a direct road to Paradise. That is what his older brother Ali had always said. Ali had come back from Pakistan a completely different person. No longer an impoverished, cowering village lad in galoshes, but confident, wearing leather shoes with laces, in new clothes, with a submachine gun, a wad of afghanis and a string of lazuli worry-beads in his hands. Oh, those beads! It seemed as though the smoothly polished mineral absorbed all the blueness of the Afghan skies. Ali nibbled a sugar cube, sipped tea and clicking the beads spoke about Pakistan, about the jihad, about Ahmad Shah Massoud, about the bloody regime in Kabul, about the hated shuravi who wanted to enslave Afghanistan. In time, Ali headed a whole unit, he was respected and somewhat feared. Ali had made a lot of trouble for the infidel before being killed, sent many Russian soldiers to their death. Ali had died like a real hero, in battle. He slipped away from the Russians, brought his squad out of encirclement and even managed to send the Russians a last greeting from Allah by cutting off a whole group and giving them one hell of a pounding. He would have killed them all if Russian reinforcements had not arrived. Ali became a martyr, and that meant his soul went straight to Paradise, easily and painlessly, not like those of other people, it just broke away from his body and flew off, and now he was there, above the leaden sky, where it is always warm, where it never snows, where there is a bounty of fruits and flowers, where everyone drinks wine and loves beautiful women. In Paradise, a Muslim is allowed all that was forbidden on earth. And Sayeed Mohammed would follow Ali, he would not live to see his fifteenth birthday. War is good. What would life be without war? He would never see anything except his native village, toil all day, be hungry and sick. The war had brought Afghanistan much grief, but it also made Sayeed one of the mujaheddin, a warrior of Allah! Now all that was in the past. .... The submachine gun pained his shoulder. How can a child's hands manage it! It is not easy to compete with adults. His bullets did not reach the mark, fell into the dust. Shame! Shameful enough to bring tears. They would all laugh at him. Was it possible that this time, too, he would not kill anyone? There they are, Russian soldiers, so close! They aren't shooting back any more. They're out of ammunition. They're retreating from the village. The mujaheddin are shooting accurately from all sides. One down, now another. The third would be dead any moment now, and that would be all, the fun would be over. He must hurry! Sayeed Mohammed braced himself, targeted the third shuravi, pulled the trigger and wounded him in the left leg. Finally! Yes, it was his bullet that found the soldier. No doubt about it! The soldier fell, looked back, got up and lurched away. At Ali's command the mujaheddin ceased fire, leaving the soldier to Sayeed Mohammed. He's your game! He won't get far. Finish him off! The mujaheddin rose to their feet from concealment, squealing with delight like children. Isn't it fun to shoot at a moving target! To kill one of the infidels is a sacred task "Aim at his back," advised Ali. "Got him! Good lad!" It looked as though the fleeing soldier had received an invisible whiplash across his back. The next shot made the soldier clasp his right arm against his body, the bullet must have gone clean through. Sayeed Mohammed aimed again and again, firing one shot after another, the shuravi was a tough one, he simply wouldn't die. Fell, got up, went on. Another bullet struck, the soldier kept crawling, they'd got him, he was squirming in agony. The final shot, and it was over, the soldier lay motionless. "Let's go!" cried Sayeed Mohammed, eyes shining with elation, slung the rifle over his shoulder proudly and marched obediently after his brother. The soldier lay on his stomach. Blood flowed from his nostrils. His face, his curly black hair, his tanned skin and blood-spattered sweatshirt were powdered with dust. "You shot well," praised his brother and took the dead man's submachine gun. Sayeed Mohammed saw the approving glances of the other mujaheddin. "Cut off a finger," said his brother, handing him a big knife. "He's your first shuravi." Sayeed Mohammed walked around the dead soldier, squatted by his head, lifted the limp left hand, spread out the fingers, chose the index as the easiest to cut off, laid the knife against the center, pressed down and sliced through skin. The tip of the knife sank into the ground. He didn't have enough strength. Sayeed Mohammed pressed down again, harder, a bone snapped ... Fog descended on the mountain pass a blizzard began to blow. His camel-hair hat and blanket were covered in snow. Snowflakes lay on his thick dark brows and long eyelashes and on his barely visible first trace of a mustache. In an hour or so the snow would bury him and he would have no strength to withstand the cold. He would never get up again, he would soon freeze completely, fall asleep, stop thinking and hoping for rescue, he was already no longer remembering his family, his older brother. No, Ali would always be beside him, he would wait for him, take him by the hand and lead him into Paradise. He had always followed his older brother. Another sound joined the wailing of the snowstorm. Fear held Sayeed Mohammed rigid more than the cold and snow. A helicopter! Was it possible that the Russians had returned to finish off those who had remained alive after the bombing? Could they possibly know that he was still alive? How? Why did the shuravi hate the Afghans so much? Why had they come to Afghanistan? Why had they been killing innocent Afghan people for so many years? He would never surrender, he knew what the Russians do with prisoners! ...A few years ago Sayeed Mohammed had pulled his head between his shoulders, like now, closed his eyes and shuddered at the growing sound of approaching choppers. From a distance they had looked like a flock of black birds, noisy, frightening and merciless to the mujaheddin. He prepared to run and save himself, hide, dig in, disappear. Ali had taken his hand and they hid in a dry watercourse. Peering out at the terrifying choppers that filled the sky they saw, through a pair of binoculars, how the shuravi landed behind the village, how they ran out and took up defensive positions. The village elders approached the senior shuravi, a tall, heavily-built and not very young general in camouflage uniform, which looked like the green and brown patterns on the choppers. The elders behaved as if the general were a king or God, bowing and scraping before him and, after parlaying, surrendered the bodies of three Soviet advisors and the mujaheddin who had killed them into the bargain. Everything had turned out just as Ali predicted. Yet what else could they do? The shuravi had threatened a storming bomb attack on the entire district otherwise. "Look!" commanded Ali, and said the word that made all the mujaheddin shudder: "Spetsnaz." Sayeed stared through the binoculars. The soldiers looked like any other soldiers? Perhaps a bit more lithe and agile. Certainly nothing ferocious. They had same assault rifles, the same light brown hair. Why do the mujaheddin fear and hate this "Spetsnaz" so much? While they waited for the general, the soldiers unbound the hands of one of the mujaheddin and laid a loaded submachine gun before him. "Pick it up, you bastard!" Sayeed and his brother were too far away to hear what the Spetsnaz guy was saying, and they would not have understood his foreign tongue even if they had been closer. They saw only the officer's contemptuously twisted mouth. He was lean, wearing sneakers, beige trousers and beige battle jacket with sleeves rolled up and with tattoos on his forearms. He stepped back, pointing at the submachine gun. "I've only got a knife, and even that's not real." The Spetsnaz man flexed his muscles, showing a Bowie knife tattooed on his skin. "Take it!" He shoved the gun closer to the prisoner with his foot. "Shit yourself, eh?" The Afghan crouched, his eyes fixed on the Kalashnikov. A last chance, he had been given a last chance to fight back. He looked sideways at the shuravi, baring uneven yellow teeth in a grin and then, when the officer turned away casually, as though he had forgotten all about the weapon offered to the prisoner and seemed to be more interested in the chopper patrolling in circles overhead, the prisoner made his decision. But the men in Spetsnaz are not stupid enough to let themselves be tricked by some dumb Afghan peasant! The officer gave a satisfied snort when a soldier standing ready at the Afghan's back brought his rifle butt down on the head of the prisoner as he lunged forward. "Thought you could escape, spook?" The officer flung himself toward the Afghan who was struggling to his feet and knocked him out. "Stop that!" "He was trying to escape, comrade major," said the tattooed Russian, justifying himself before a senior officer in dark glasses. "Move out!" The blades of the choppers sliced through the hot air, the choppers rose one after another and flew off. Sayeed Mohammed and Ali got up, shook themselves and, without a word, startled in unison when a figure of a man detached itself from the chopper flying a little to the right, and fell to earth like a stone... A helicopter circled beside Sayeed Mohammed, frighteningly close. He flung the blanket away, snapped off the safety catch. "There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!" Here it was, the heaven-sent trial! A chance to avenge his brother, his relatives, himself. The roar increased. It seemed to him that everything around him shook, as though there were an earthquake. The chopper had clearly gone off course, gotten lost, and was searching and circling in the growing darkness. Obviously, the chopper wanted to be saved, just like Sayeed Mohammed. The chopper flew toward him, above him, to his right and to his left. If only it would come closer! Sayeed Mohammed prayed that Allah should send the helicopter right at him! Then he would not die alone, for nothing! He was ready for battle! He had a trusty friend - the Kalashnikov. He would avenge his brother! Sayeed Mohammed laid a frozen finger, like a hook, around the trigger, raised himself a little and when something dark seemed to appear very close, and that dark blob started to crawl over him like a monster wanting to swallow the pitiful, freezing victim and he could see the blur of the pilot's face through the glass canopy, he shuddered as the Kalashnikov released a string of bullets and cried: "Allah akbar!!" rejoicing at his victory over the Russians in the moment before death.... Chapter One. The Paras Planes appeared out of nowhere. They simply swelled like white drops in the sky and slid down, like oblique streaks of rain on a window; and probably because these planes were hurrying to land, afraid of being shot down by an invisible but omnipresent enemy, in their haste they scattered gleaming flares that sparkled like Bengal lights and burned out quickly, leaving a brief reminder of themselves as white trails of smoke above Kabul. The soldiers messing around in the repair park, and those who were cleaning their weapons and enjoying the warm sun bared to the waist or in undershirts, and those who were drilling in the square, and those who were washing down military vehicles looked up from time to time, expecting to see these heavy transport planes, nicknamed "cattle carriers"; they waited for them the way people wait for a ship from the mainland, which they are unlikely to board this time, but catch at least a distant glimpse of the ship docking, and indulge in unlimited dreams. The early morning arrival of the IL-76s had become a daily routine. The passage of these airborne mediators between the USSR and Afghanistan could be seen from practically every Soviet garrison and, if the flights were canceled for some reason , everyone felt sad and deprived, as though maybe, back there in the Motherland, the "limited contingent" sent to Afghanistan had been forgotten. Those who had carried out a long tour of duty watched the planes in anticipation of their imminent demobilization, and dreamed up sweet fantasies of civilian life. Those only half way through their service would sigh, all they could hope for was a letter from home. Those who were new in the service still had vivid memories of the flight in the belly of such a transport aircraft and that awful feeling of impending doom when the plane, packed with people like brainless cattle, exhausted by the night-time flight, indefinite lengthy delays, customs control and border crossing had just begun to catnap when they were snapped back into awareness, barely an hour after takeoff, by the steep plunge of the plane from a height of some seven thousand or more meters, as if it had hit a sudden air-pocket or had been struck by an enemy rocket, a "Stinger" missile or some such. In fact the plane, shooting out dozens of heat emanating decoy targets, was making a steep, spiraling descent in order to land. When the plane taxied down the landing strip, the ramp would open, letting in a rush of unfamiliar Afghan mountain air and the sight of an alien, and therefore alarming, mountainous landscape. From this moment on, the countdown began, measuring the fated time in Afghanistan for the new arrivals, a time which, for some, meant the last months of their life. The newly-arrived soldiers, officers and non-coms, including women, obviously felt awkward, and stared around in barely concealed curiosity and unease, squinting in the strong mountain sunshine. Those who were returning from leave, or military business, or medical treatment could be spotted immediately: they knew why they had come here and which way to head from the landing strip. They were returning to a place that had become familiar, home. The soldiers arriving at the Kabul airdrome had identical haircuts, were equally puzzled, equally without rights, wearing identical uniforms, and depersonalized by this sameness; in long, often badly fitting greatcoats, heavy, uncomfortable "shit-squasher" boots" and similar kit-bags, they all looked the same from a distance. They were delivered here like ammunition: like little missiles in the guise of soldiers if you did not look too closely, expendable material, which differed only in size and caliber. Hardly anyone throughout the breadth of the great and mighty Soviet Union took the lives of the soldiers, officers, non-coms, lieutenants, first lieutenants and captains seriously. Insignificant units of humanity, of whom there was still an endless supply! So there was nothing to feel sorry about. The soldiers arriving in Kabul were faceless, just like thousands of other young men dragged in for two years, torn out of their usual lives in order to learn suffering, patience and survival until such time as the Motherland would consider that they had paid in full for the care and happy childhood she had lavished on them, and sent them replacements which had grown up in the meantime. x x x "They're flying, comrade senior lieutenant. Two flights have landed," reported junior sergeant Titov to the officer who lay on his bunk in hopeless and dreary anticipation of his replacement's arrival. Dressed correctly in uniform, he was watching the progress of the flies crawling on the ceiling and turned an irritated eye on his junior. "So what, Titov?" "I wouldn't know, comrade senior lieutenant..." "I said, so what that they're flying?" "...you told me to report when any planes land ... So I'm reporting..." "What does that tone of voice mean? Hey? Bloody homo stallion! " The officer turned his head and stared Titov in the face. "Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Dismissed, Titov! Close the door!" "What?" "Close the door on your way out! And don't bother me again! Straighten up, you lump! Wake me only for two reasons: when my replacement arrives, or if the Soviet forces pull out of Afghanistan! Got that?" "Yessir." "Get lost!" Titov, a hulk far superior in strength and size than the officer, bent obediently, like a lackey reprimanded by a demanding master and backed out of the room. Knowing the senior lieutenant's fiery temper, and having had his liver and kidneys bashed, like all the other soldiers, when the lieutenant was in a bad mood for some reason or no reason at all, he decided that discretion was better than pre-demobilization impudence. He closed the door quietly behind him, straightened his shoulders and, like a werewolf under a full moon, immediately became a merciless "grandpa" the severe boss of the barracks. Venting his spleen for the humiliation he had just endured - the offensive words had carried clearly to the young soldiers on duty, Titov kicked the slow and inefficient private Myshkovsky, who was swabbing the floor with a mop: "You fucking leaky rubber! When were you supposed to finish cleaning?!" The pail fell over with a clatter and murky water spread in a pool on the plywood floor of the barracks. "I'll make you lick the latrines clean with your tongue, Myshara! Useless turd!" yelled Titov at the top of his voice, so that everyone would hear. "Junior sergeant Titov!" The commander's voice cut across Titov's railing. "Do you understand, worm?" continued Titov regardless. "Down on the ground and do ten pushups! Fast! Fast! I'm warning you, Myshara!" He pressed the soldier's head down with his boot, and added in a slightly lower voice: "I'll finish you off!" "!" came the commander's voice again.. "What's the MPF, Myshara?" Titov pressed own even harder with his boot. "The Military Paratroop Forces ..." "The MPF are the shield of the Motherland, greenhorn! And you don't deserve to be a rivet in that shield! " Myshkovsky continued to lie prone in fear. The boots of the all-powerful "grandpa" stamped off in the direction of the common room. "Junior sergeant Titov reporting as ordered" he stated with barely concealed insolence, addressing lieutenant Sharagin, who was having his head shaved bald. Legs crossed, he sat immobile on a small bedside chest. His shoulders were draped with a bedsheet bearing the stamp of the Ministry of Defense - a purple star. A uniform with the red armband of the officer responsible for the company lay on a nearby shelf. Lieutenant Sharagin was studying his new appearance in a small, cracked mirror. The mirror reflected gray-blue eyes, a clean-shaven chin with a fresh razor nick, a straight nose, a thick mustache. There were only a few patches of hair remaining on his head to be scraped off by the barber's blade wielded by sergeant Panasyuk. The white skin exposed was in sharp contrast with the deep mountain tan and seemed to be stretched tightly over his cranium, like the skin of a drum. That was exactly how Sharagin wanted to see himself - with a shaved head. Mother Nature had slacked a little when working on the lieutenant's face, giving him unremarkable, standard features, devoid of any individuality, a kind of Russian universality. Still watching his own reflection, Sharagin maintained a theatrical pause before asking casually: "What's with senior lieutenant Chistyakov?" Titov stood behind him, leaning against the door frame and twirling a bunch of keys on a chain: "The comrade senior lieutenant ordered that nobody should wake him." "We're just about done," said the sergeant who was carrying out the responsible duty of barber. "What a waste of talent!" said Titov, poking fun at his comrade. "Instead of exposing your ass to enemy fire, you would have been better off as company barber, eh Panas?" "Fuck off, Tit! I apologize for the bad language, comrade lieutenant, but Tit doesn't understand anything else, otherwise he'll fucking drive you into the ground, the way Pol Pot did with Kampuchea. Ha, ha, ha!..." "Pay attention, comrade sergeant," snapped lieutenant Sharagin, "Be careful when you're shaving your commanding officer!" Unlike the large, dull and brutish junior sergeant Titov, Sharagin detected traces of humanity in Panasyuk, which had not all faded during his term of service. Panasyuk was from the Altai region, skinny as a Belorussian peasant , tall as a flagpole, wiry and hardy. Panasyuk liked to joke, smoked like a chimney, suffered paroxysms of smoker's cough, swore after every second word, and when he laughed, deep and untimely wrinkles appeared on his forehead and under his eyes. He usually spoke in a long, drawling voice, like a Catholic priest's intonation: "Whatcha worrying for, comrade lieutenant? Leave it to me - everything'll be hunky-dory." "Somebody cleaned out the food store last night," said Sharagin, catching Titov's shifty eyes in the mirror. "It better not be anyone from our company - I'll beat their brains out!" "Everyone was asleep last night, comrade lieutenant, Titov responded earnestly. Sergeant Panasyuk confirmed that it wasn't anyone from their company, and wiped Sharagin's neck with a thin cotton towel: "Done!" Another thing lieutenant Sharagin appreciated in Panasyuk was that although the sergeant was hard on the men, he never mocked them deliberately, did not turn their service into a nightmare and, most importantly, restrained the other "grandpas" to the best of his ability. ... especially louts like Titov... thought Sharagin. "Initiation" rites such as, for instance, "registration" during which the new recruits were beaten on their bare backsides with leather slippers so hard that the next day they were unable to sit down and only rub their black-and-blue buttocks, were held in deepest secrecy. This was part of the unspoken soldiers' ritual, and with all the will in the world the commanding officers would not be able to spot or prevent it. So Sharagin did not waste any regrets on that score. It was beyond his power to break the long-standing "youth-"finch"-"dipper"-"grandpa" tradition of relations in the ranks. There was no changing the unchangeable. Unreasoning impulsive cruelty, anger alongside a childish naivete, sentimentality, unexpected kindness, pity, valor, sympathy which turns easily into hatred (though not for long) - all these traits existed side by side, from times immemorial, in officers and soldiers of the Russian army and, probably, any Russian man. "Mother fuckers!" cried lieutenant Chistyakov suddenly in ringing tones. This cry of the officer's heart had resounded regularly over the past few weeks, a heart that was longing for home, and was addressed to everyone at large: the army, Afghanistan, and soldiers on duty. Junior sergeant Titov went off and hid in the store-room just in case. Titov knew that if Chistyakov had left his room and was in a foul mood, it was better to stay out of his way. "Shaved your head, eh? Good for you!" Chistyakov ran a hand over his friend's smooth skull. "Well, what do you think?" asked Sharagin, pleased with his new look. "Fine, we've been through that. Get the fuck out of here!" he yelled at a soldier who had looked into the room. "Can't stand the sight of their stupid mugs! I don't envy you! Our "graduates" are real tigers, of course, but when they're gone, who'll we have left to fight with? Am I right, Panasyuk?" asked the senior lieutenant turning suddenly and for no real reason , but just (as he liked to say) to keep everyone on their toes, punched Panasyuk hard in the stomach. Panasyuk doubled over, gasping with pain: "Y...y...you're right about them being tigers, comrade senior lieutenant," he squeezed out after a moment's pause while his head cleared. He smiled waveringly at Chistyakov, appreciating the compliment. The silence of the barracks was shattered by the arrival of a horde of the men, who filled the air with stamping, swearing, laughter and threats: "Where d'you think you're putting that rifle, asshole!" "What are you standing there for, move over!" "...so what, a rifle..." "Here, take mine and put it there too, I'm off to wash..." "Put it there, stupid! Won't you morons ever learn!..." "Sych! Look how you've made up my bunk!" "......" "Cat got your tongue?" "I'll remake it..." "Lazy sonofabitch! See my fist? What's it smell of? Your death, that's what..." "....." "Company ten-hut!" yelled the soldier on barracks duty, saluting the company captain, who had just entered. "Ready to report!" "At ease," responded the lanky captain leisurely and sniffed loudly. "Thirty degrees outside, and I've caught a cold! Who'd believe it?" "It's the air-conditioning, captain," interjected senior warrant officer Pashkov. He walked behind captain Morgultsev. "What's that got to do with it?" retorted Morgultsev, pulling out a handkerchief and blowing his nose loudly. "Those air conditioners can kill you. They'll give you pneumonia before you know it. What's so funny? Nothing. Air conditioners are death to your lungs." "You'd die even faster here without the conditioners!" argued Chistyakov. "My God!" exclaimed Morgultsev, spotting the clean-shaven head of the platoon leader. "The appearance of Taras Bulba to the people! No other way to describe it." "Yakshi Montana!" cried Pashkov, flinging up his arms. Sharagin was somewhat embarrassed, scratched his bald pate, donned his cap and reported with all due ceremony: "Comrade captain! Nothing to report in your absence!" "Shitheads! Hell!" growled the captain, and pronounced one of his carefully thought out in advance quips: "The human body needs a good shake-up sometimes. On that day, I don't drink..." "Don't worry," Chistyakov winked at Sharagin. "He's been to HQ. Bogdanov probably tore a strip off him." Senior lieutenant Nemilov had no gift for retelling political studies materials in his own words. He droned out passages he had underlined in various pamphlets or the "Armed Forces Communist" magazine. He was easily distracted if, for example, he noticed that someone was not wearing a Komsomol badge. It would have been naive to expect that any of the men would remember anything out of what they heard during political studies, so Nemilov made them write out certain sentences he dictated. Should there be a sudden inspection, every soldier had a notebook with suitable entries. "Now! Write this down: the democratic Republic of Afghanistan." "Sounds familiar," sniggered PFC Prokhorov. "I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before." "Never mind clowning! You don't know the history of the country you're in. Right! The official languages are Pashtu and Dari. The population numbers ...who the hell knows what their population is now? Don't write that down!!! And now - a bit of history. Write this: Britain's attempts to subjugate Afghanistan in the 19th century failed. Due to the support granted by Soviet Russia, the next Anglo-Afghan war in May-June 1919 ended with victory for Afghanistan. In 1919..." "What year?" "For the benefits of the morons in this room, I repeat: in 1919, Afghanistan declared independence. Now...no, you don't need this..." Nemilov turned a page. "Here we are: the USSR and Afghanistan have been bound by ties of friendship for a very long time. After the April 1978 revolution, these ties have become truly fraternal and an example of revolutionary solidarity. On the basis of the Agreement of Friendship, Good-neighborliness and Co-operation, the government of Afghanistan has addressed numerous appeals for military aid to the USSR. The government of the USSR decided to offer such assistance and sent the "Limited Contingent of Soviet Forces" to help the fledgling republic defend itself against the forces of global imperialism and domestic reactionary circles. New paragraph! Soviet soldiers have proved themselves true friends of the Afghan people and carry out their international duty in Afghanistan with honor. New paragraph! The April revolution was a turning point in Afghanistan's development, the outcome of many centuries of struggle against ignorance, poverty, repression and for the triumph of justice. Panasyuk, why aren't you writing?" In fact, the sergeant had started on a letter home, but after the first two sentences ("How are you all? I'm fine") had run out of ideas and sat staring at a Lenin quote on the wall which asserted that a revolution is worthy only if it can defend itself. Even an idiot knows that, thought Panasyuk and cast an oblique glance at the "iconostasis" of the Politburo members. The Lenin Room, existed in every subdivision and its walls were covered, church-like, with images of the most celebrated party-angels beside the "holy trinity" of Marx, Engels and Lenin. The men were supposed to come here in their free time - to play chess, write home, watch television, all under the vigilant gaze of the leaders of the world's proletariat. "Panasyuk!" "I'm thinking, comrade senior lieutenant." "You're not here to think, Panasyuk! You're here to listen and write down!" "Yessir!" Inspiration visited the sergeant briefly once more and he added another two lines to his missive: "It's very warm here. Summer will be coming soon." "Experience has shown - don't write this down! - " continued Nemilov, "that Afghan citizens often ask Soviet soldiers to tell them about the USSR, how Soviet people live, the history of the revolutionary struggle of the USSR. Sychev! I said don't write this down! Are you deaf?" Private Sychev, looking hunted, pulled his head into his shoulders. "Nobody's ever asked me," drawled Prokhorov provocatively. "They will, Prokhorov, they will!" "So how the hell will I know what they want if I don't understand their lingo?" "You will! Through an interpreter..." Nemilov broke off. There was no point in responding to stupid questions. They were just playing for time. "You must always be prepared to converse with our Afghan comrades." "They should all be shot, that's what! They're all spooks!" burst out Panasyuk. What the shit do we need to talk to them for?!" "As you were! Resume writing! Without Soviet aid, the forces of imperialism and internal counter-revolution would have stifled the April revolution..." Junior sergeant Titov rapped on the glass door. "Comrade senior lieutenant?" "What?" "Two men needed for kitchen duty..." "Take them and get out! ...Now, where were we? " Nemilov opened the 'Memorandum for the Soviet Soldier-Internationalist.' Write this down! The Afghan people are naturally trusting, receptive of new information, have a fine sense of good and evil." A wave of laughter rolled through the room. "That's enough of that! In particular, the Afghans appreciate courtesy toward children, women and old people. That's very important! While in the DRA, observe all customary Soviet moral values, manners and laws, show tolerance of the customs and mores of the Afghans. Write it down! Write it down!!! Always be friendly, humane fair and honorable in your dealings with the workers of Afghanistan." The men wrote laboriously, with numerous spelling mistakes, missing out entire sentences. The "grandpas" only pretended to write. "Chirikov, I want all that in my notebook by tomorrow morning," said PFC Prokhorov, busily ruling up a sheet of paper to play "Battleships." "Don't write just yet! I'll tell you when to write! You all have to be able to give specific examples to illustrate the honorable behavior of Soviet soldiers towards the local population. Who can name a few examples? Nobody! Wonderful! You should read the newspapers. Why do we keep files of them in this room? So that brainless idiots like you should read them, that's why! Everyone's got to know at least two examples for next time. I'll be testing you!" "He who eats meat, suffers frequent colds," pronounced warrant officer Pashkov with a sly look in Sharagin's direction. "If a man eats meat, then something starts to stir during the night, rises up and lifts the blanket, bares his legs, and all the time the air conditioner is pumping out cold air - that's where colds come from." Sharagin laughed good-naturedly. Senior Lieutenant Chistyakov grabbed a parachute canopy out of the cupboard in the officers' room and shoved it into a bag. He had taken to warming himself in the sun at this time of day behind the huts, well out of sight of the senior staff. "Line up!" hollered the soldier on duty, for all the world like a village rooster. "Listen up, rooster face!" Chistyakov dragged the soldier off his stool and clamped a hand around his throat: "Why are you yelling in my ear?! I'm enjoying my well-earned rest. Got that? Don't bother me with trifles. Anything important happens, lieutenant Sharagin will know where to find me." Chapter Two. Disease With the coming of the hot weather, the company was hit by diarrhea, everyone running to the can day and night. The path leading from the camp to the latrines was trodden hard as asphalt. Every half hour or less, som